Alright, I finished The Silver Chair by CS Lewis, and this quote is stuck in my head. I thought that it was funny, and I thought that I would share it with all of you. It is said about a centaur by a dwarf, and goes like this:
"'why, Son of Adam, don't you understand? A centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys and bacon and omelet and cold ham and toast and marmalade and coffee and beer. And after that he attends the the horse part of himself by grazing for an hour or so and finishing up with a hot mash, some oats and a bag of sugar. That's why it's such a serious thing to ask a centaur to stay for the week-end. A very serious thing indeed.'"